Burrito Bison
- Genre Skill games
- Players 1
- Session 15 min
- Price Free
- Updated
A masked wrestler with bull horns is minding his own business in a sweet shop when he is pulled into a bag of sweets and dropped into Candy Land, a town populated by jelly bears. A short comic sets this up, and then the run begins inside a wrestling ring. A spinning meter hangs over the ropes, and the moment you stop it decides how hard Burrito Bison is thrown out. From there he flies and rolls over a street packed with blue, green and red gummies. Landing on one squashes it and bounces him forward, so a long chain keeps his speed alive. Special pink gummies hold a charge that you fire with a click to slam him down onto the crowd. Police gummies are the danger: hitting them costs speed, and when he finally stops a Candy Land police van carts him away. Every flattened bear pays out cash, and the shop after each run spends it on items such as elastic cables for a stronger launch and better resistance against the police.
| Click | Stop the spinning launch meter in the ring; a hit near the top star gives the strongest throw |
|---|---|
| Click or Space | Use a stored slam to drive the wrestler down onto the gummies below |
| Shop | Buy and level up upgrades between runs with the cash you collected |
| Retry | Go straight back to the ring for another launch |
How to play Burrito Bison
- Click New Game, scroll or skip through the comic and wait for the wrestling ring.
- Click to stop the meter over the ring; the fuller it is, the further the opening throw goes.
- You cannot steer in the air, so time your slams instead and click when a group of gummies is right below.
- Collect pink bears to refill the slam icon on the left and avoid police gummies, which slow you down hard.
- When the van picks you up, read Run Cash and Total, open the Shop for upgrades, then press Retry.
Tips
- Buy launch upgrades first. A stronger exit from the ring is worth more distance than any single slam.
- A slam over a tight group of gummies gives the longest chain of bounces; one over an empty patch is wasted.
- The shop has a dozen upgrade slots with five levels each; spreading cash across several of them early beats maxing out one.
- The tooltip at the bottom of the shop explains each upgrade, so read it before spending a large total on one item.
Questions about Burrito Bison
What is the goal in Burrito Bison?
To travel as far as possible across Candy Land and squash as many gummy bears as you can. Each run earns cash for upgrades that make the next launch longer.
Can I play with just a mouse?
Yes. Clicking stops the meter and fires slams. Spacebar does the same as a click if you prefer the keyboard.
Why does my run end so fast?
Police gummies cut your speed sharply. Upgrade resistance and the launch strength in the shop and you will pass through them more easily.
Does it work on a phone?
It needs only taps, so it can be played on a touchscreen. Buttons and the shop icons are small on a phone, a tablet or computer is more comfortable.
